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Our Lawyers are currently devising terms and conditions of such breathtaking incomprehensibility that you will shudder.

In the meantime, don't do anything we wouldn't do. Like you can't use the images on this site for your own (no doubt immoral) purposes without permission, etc. etc.

One other Term we need to clarify for now. Throughout the site, we darkly threaten you, the user, with "decapitation." Please don't put out a restraining order on us yet. This is only a figure of screech. Sure, in some dictionaries "decapitation" means the removal of your head. But let's break down this word: "deca": a prefix meaning "ten" + "pit": a contraction of "pitt" + "ation": a suffix meaning to become. So, when we threaten you with deca-pit-ation, we are simply warning you that we will use your body as a host for the impending cloning of ten Brad Pitts. Face it, the world is changing. Cloning is the future. Only the really attractive will be reproduced. The rest of us will be drones for the clones. Ask not for whom the decapitated screech, they screech for thee.

Go. See:

Screech of the Decapitated.

BEFORE IT'S AGAINST THE LAW.