This movie will give you something to drink to. Here are some of the liquid temptations
from Screech:
Screech of the Decapitated
(Long Island Iced Tea) – Stolyichinaya vodka, Ballantine’s gin, white rum, Sauza tequila with a
splash of Courvoisier and a splash of cola, garnished with lemon. After you drink this ...
Go! See! Screech of the Decapitated. The Movie. (And please don’t drive too fast -
you might be decapitated).
The Bikini
(Cosmopolitan) – Raspberry (or any flavor) Stolichinaya vodka, cranberry juice, lime juice.
A favorite of Wanda and Raquel (if you get our cruder meaning....)
La Lucha Screamer
(Mexican Screamer) –Courvoisier brandy, Sauza tequila, and Kahlua with a dash of white Creme de Menthe .
The Devil Sisters love this one!
The MacDuffy
(Stinger) – Courvoisier and white Creme de Menthe, served with a twist. Or any way he can get it.
Screaming Horror
(Dirty Mother) – Courvoisier brandy, Kahlua and cream. Don’t look in the closet! No, really, don’t. Aieee!
Henri's French Connection
Courvoisier and Grand Marnier. At least he’ll always have Cozumel... and this.
Salty Elephant
(Stolichinaya Salty Dog) – Stolichinaya vodka and grapefruit juice, garnished with a peanut.
(What DO they feed them in the army, anyway – cement?!!)
Macu-rita
(Midori Margarita) – Midori and Sauza tequila. It’s smooth and green.
Just the way she likes her men...er, aliens.
Nadir's Revenge
(Midori Splice) – Midori, Malibu rum and pineapple juice, splash of cream,
blended and served with a lime wheel. Help me! Help me!
Princess of San Vitale
(Martini) – Stolichinaya vodka or Ballantine’s gin. And Vermouth. Fifty flawless carats.
(Beer optional.)
Golden Venus
(Scorpion) – Malibu Rum, Courvoisier, ,with a blend of juices and a dash of Orgeat, float of chablis,
with a tropical garnish. Here's to meeting new friends and defeating old enemies!
Paragon of Virtue
(Shirley Temple) – For those who don’t partake. Ginger ale or 7-Up, grenadine and a cherry.
If you get our cruder meaning.
Sangria!
That means BLOOD! AIIIIIEEEEE!
Planet of Argos Punch
Secret recipe. Packs a wallop. Ingredients available only on Argos.
Spaceship Sling
Signed by the cast!
Bloody Macuzita
(Bloody Mary) but with beets.
Marta-tini
Until she puts on weight, of course.
And More! Except our mixologist (one of our producers) got drunk and then accidentally
self-decapitated.
For now, a friendly reminder from all of us at Screech:
DON'T SCREECH AND DRIVE!
You might hit a salty
elephant or a streetlight.
And that would be
a shame.
Go. See:
Screech of the Decapitated.
BEFORE IT HOISTS YOU ON THE PETARD OF YOUR OWN LIQUOR CABINET, SHOVES YOU OUT
A WINDOW AND STUFFS YOU
INTO THE TRUNK OF A TINY,
STYLISH SPORTSCAR.
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