Craig Hamilton

Screech of the Decapitated

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Craig Hamilton

The Writer

A show business “main-liner”, Craig Hamilton recently switched to a screenwriting career after leaving his previous profession of Beauty Pageant Contestant. A veteran participant of such contests as “Miss Queen of the Chihuahua Show”, “Miss Electric Switch”, “Miss Itsey-Pooh of 1923”, “Miss Photoflash” and “Miss Roquefort Cheese”, Hamilton carved out a reputation of some repute thanks to his intonement of “If I Had A Hammer”, sung while tossing fiery batons some twenty feet over the Judges heads during the talent portion of the evening. No matter he never won, or even placed in the many contests he entered, he was known far and wide along the pageant “circuit”.

Despite such notoriety, Hamilton longed to pursue a more civilian aspect in the business of show. And thus, following his muse, wrote “Screech of the Decapitated”, a 3 Runes presentation. By selling “Screech”, the startling, ground breaking film about two “go-go” dancers who save the earth from cavorting werewolves, maniacal killers and demonic outer space dwarfs with world domination on their mind, Hamilton fulfills a noble family tradition that began in 1916 with the earliest days of motion picture making in Hollywood.

Never one to let grass grow under his feet, Hamilton is hard at work on his next project, a teenage musical western entitled “Son of Jessie James versus The Brides of the Amazing Atomic Man” and putting the finishing touches on his “pet” project, a film noir script based on the life of canine superstar of yesteryear, Lassie.